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Reflecting on the ups and downs of a life steeped in sitcoms and scripture
Today, Kirk Cameron turns 56 — yes, that Kirk Cameron, the one who made us all believe the accidental birth of a 13-year-old heartthrob could be a meteoric rise or the start of a Christian film empire. Seriously, who knew a cute kid from 'Growing Pains' would end up preaching about evolution being the work of Satan and wrapping his hands around the world’s throats with his charmingly earnest brand of faith-based cinema? Yet here we are.
In 1985, Kirk landed his breakout role as Mike Seaver — a character so quintessentially teenage that you could practically smell the Axe body spray through the TV screen. I mean, come on, $50,000 a week? And all he had to do was charm his way through high school hijinks while posing as a virtuous heartthrob? Teen magazines including Tiger Beat and Teen Beat were basically his lunchroom! And hey, he even guest-starred on Full House, alongside his sister Candace, who, ironically, was playing a character whose parenting might as well have been sponsored by the Church of Survival of the Fittest — at least that’s the vibe I got. Just wait for the decades to pass, and you'll see how that family dynamic flips when he’s dodging smooches on screen in favor of a 'faithful' policy with his actual wife. Oh, the irony!
With the '90s leaving him behind like an old shoestring, Cameron made his grand return to television in 2000 with The Growing Pains Movie. But even more riveting (for some, cringeworthy for others) was his defection from the mainstream Hollywood scene and plunge into the Christian film world. By then, he was a born-again Christian — one that reportedly found scenes from his own past as Mike Seaver rather uncomfortable, like a snake shedding its skin while simultaneously trying to sleep in a ball pit. From the Left Behind series to the emotional rollercoaster that was Fireproof, his films had all the subtlety of a bullhorn at a library — very inspiring or very off-putting, depending on your bench in the faith playground.
Now we hit 2014, where he released the film Saving Christmas, which was so abysmal that it dodged the bottom of the barrel, opted out of the barrel completely, and made itself at home in the IMDb Bottom 100 list. Critics panned it so hard they practically warranted a safety warning for anyone attempting to watch. Forget home for the holidays; watching this flick was more like spending winter alone in a cabin with six angry raccoons. Despite the hooting and hollering from critics, Cameron stuck his flags in the ground like a true believer—sure, it's bad, but does it preach? Spoiler: the answer is yes.
Fast-forward to 2022 and Cameron's back with a vengeance! Not only did he churn out the anti-abortion film Lifemark, but he also penned a heartfelt faith-based children’s book As You Grow, proving that he still has gas in the tank. Who knew the boy who dodged kisses on TV would turn out to be a literary sensation? There was even a nationwide tour where libraries braced themselves for a flood of fans — some capacity overflowing with parents eager for their kids to hear about trees sprouting biblical wisdom. Talk about turning over a new leaf!
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